MSN 記錄 - 讀卡機

老婆: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/chaohuei/26542116
我: 我有讀卡機啊
老婆: 我是叫你看圖案啦
我: 我的是 Juniper Networks 圖案的, 比歐噴將看起來專業很多
(再次毆飛~~)

MSN 記錄 - 買包包

臉書上面放的是縮減版, 這邊來長一點的版本...

老婆: 我想買這個包包, 某個蔬菜老師也想買
我: 你不是已經幫他買很多了嗎? 要這麼多包包怎麼背啊
老婆: 我們是聖誕樹阿
我: 丐幫嗎? 背越多包包地位越高? 最多一次背九個包?
(毆飛~~~)

無恥者富, 多信者顯

『無恥者富, 多信者顯』("無恥的人大多富有, 唬爛的人大多顯達" - 莊子/盜拓/二十九) 千年以降, 若符合節, 絲毫未爽. 即使倒過來變成『富者無恥, 顯者多信』命中率也是高到驚人!

顯然人類就是在一個迴圈裡面不斷的重複同樣的事情. 有問題的人永遠領導著大家, 不論在哪裡. 行不通的方法永遠用力的推動, 不論失敗過幾次.

這種鳥狀況, 大到國家小到公司, 一體適用.

神奇的 50Gbps 網路卡

顯然 Windows 7 已經瘋掉了... 我這種小電腦哪來的 50Gbps 能力...

Windows7 英文版裡面中文字型很醜的解法

本來上周末天氣預報是不好的, 想說應該找點事情來做做, 就跟同事拿了 MSDN 光碟準備來惡搞一下 T61 弄個 Windows 7 來玩玩看. 當然這跟辦公室的測試 PC 不同, 裝好之後當然是拿來亂玩, 開個 Mobile 01看看八卦是一定要的. 這不看還好, 一看驚嚇度百分百... 中文字醜到翻過去! 整個字體扭得跟毛毛蟲一樣, 還會挫來挫去, 不管用內建的 IE 或是另外安裝的 Firefox 都一樣... Orz

後來發現不只看網頁, 如果用一些軟體選單是中文的也都會出現嚇死人的醜陋中文字選單.

弄了半天, 發現有個解法是把 Control Panel 的 Region and Language 裡面 Administrative 設定項目下的 Language for non-Unicode programs 改成 "Chinese (Traditional, Taiwan)" 就可以有比較美觀一點的中文字顯示.

這實在是一件很奇怪的事情, 為什麼中文字顯示的美醜度跟 non-Unicode programs 的 Language 有關係呢? 實在是怪異的設計邏輯啊!

 

後記: 氣象預報不準這件事情在每個地方都差不多, 周末天氣其實好的很, 陽光普照! 所以星期天就跟朋友跑去 outlet 灑錢了 $_$

偷我家鬱金香的小偷

小偷一號~

陰沉的小偷~

走鋼索的小偷~

Juniper J-series routers in packed-based mode

Star from JUNOS 9.4, the packet-mode (traditional) JUNOS for J-series is no longer exist; the only version is flow-mode J-series JUNOS (the ES version.) However, packet-based mode is quite handy if people simple need a small router without worry about those session-table, symmetric routing, and etc.

In JUNOS 9.6, a statement under [security] section could bring the J-series box back to pure packet-based mode. Actually that is a side effect of another statement, but it is a good side effect, from this point of view. Which is a statement that make MPLS family to be run under packet-mode, and the side effect is to bring inet family also into packet-mode.

Under this mode, all other security policy (under [security] section) is no longer available, but stateless firewall filter works well (under [firewall] section.)

The configuration is,

[edit]
delete security
set security forwarding-options family mpls mode packet-based

There do have other side effects that IPsec VPN is no longer avalible, because IPsec VPN in 9.6 is flow-based.

俗語說的好『xx改不了吃xx』

 大約 3/24 左右開始, facebook, youtube, 跟 twitter 就發現間歇性的被導到中國去. 從觀察看起來類似 DNS poison 的現象. 整件事情的源頭不意外是從中國來的. 下面的討論串有比較詳細的技術資料

  https://lists.dns-oarc.net/pipermail/dns-operations/2010-March/005260.html

然後今天有人拿出 GFW 的東西出來佐證. https://lists.dns-oarc.net/pipermail/dns-operations/2010-March/005323.html

這事情只能說『xx改不了吃xx』... 對中國任何事情都要小心防備.

1. BGP peer 要 filter 掉不該有的東西
2. 最好不要用任何中國的企業提供的服務

不要以為從中國 VPN 出來就很安全, 因為

1. 在當地只能用當地業者提供的線路跟服務
2. man in the middle 只要有心, 技術上都做的到


就算拉專線也不見得 100% 安全. 說到底, 能夠不要跟中國有往來是最好的... 當然這可能辦不到...

FreeBSD 7.3-RELEASE

FreeBSD 7.3-RELEASE 發行了.

使用 7.2 的機器都建議升級到 7.3 或是 8.0 (下面是從 announcement email 裡面剪貼出來的內容)

The FreeBSD Security Team currently plans to support FreeBSD 7.3 until March 31st 2012. Users of FreeBSD 7.2 are strongly encouraged to upgrade to either FreeBSD 7.3 or FreeBSD 8.0 before the FreeBSD 7.2 End of Life on June 30th 2010. For more information on the Security Team and their support of the various FreeBSD branches see:
http://www.freebsd.org/security/

升級的方法很簡單, 使用 freebsd-upgrade 這個工具就可以, 基本上就是下面幾個步驟,

# freebsd-update upgrade -r 7.3-RELEASE
# freebsd-update install (這步驟會把 kernel 裝進去)
# shutdown -r now  (重新開機, 變成新的 kernel)
# freebsd-update install  (把其他的元件裝進去)
# shutdown -r now  (再重新開機一次, 大功告成)

如果是 6.x 也可以這樣幹, 不過最後要重新把 ports 裝的軟體重新編譯一次. 詳細的東西就看 release notes 囉 ~~

文湖線又當! 老伯飆「假牙掉出來」

不得不承認這個標題下的實在太好笑了! TVBS 的編輯大人真有創意.

  文湖線又當! 老伯飆「假牙掉出來」

避免新聞過其被拿掉, 這邊來一張真相圖 ^_^

π (pi) day

π (pi) day 又到了~ 3.1415926535… 附上 Google 的圖



π-day organization: http://www.piday.org/

把 ScreenOS 的 route preference 改成跟 JUNOS 一樣

以下的指令可以把 ScreenOS 的 rote preference 改成跟 JUNOS 一樣

set vr trust
 set preference static 5
 set preference ospf 10
 set preference ospf-e2 150
 set preference ebgp 170
 set preference ibgp 170
 set preference rip 100
exit

失望的愛爾蘭小酒館

跟幾個剛認識的路人和一個公司同事去愛爾蘭小酒館喝酒, 有法國人, 義大利人, 西班牙人, 德國人(她自己不斷強調是東德), 德國人 (西德), 俄羅斯人, 台灣人 (我)... 糟糕的是地主愛爾蘭人沒出現, 打電話去說是睡死了, 爬不起來... 切~

這酒館客層年齡好像比較大一點, 放眼望去大概都三十歲以上, 沒看到年輕小夥子. 根據賴在床上的愛睡人的說法, 年輕小夥子喜歡去『音樂很低俗』的電音 Pub... :p :p

愛爾蘭人喝酒好像不太講究, 會醉就可以的樣子. 號稱很受歡迎的酒館裡面, 只有一些普通的啤酒, 紅白酒, 四五種威士忌 (包含本地產的怪味威士忌, 聞一下就不想喝), 伏特加竟然只有兩種, 其中一種還是酒精味超刺鼻 ABS 牌. 實在太失望了. 一整個不及格!

不過炸魚還滿好吃的, 皮脆肉鮮沒腥味, 補了一點分數回來.

ps: 炸魚掛在地主帳上, 酒錢自己出.

用 snmp 看 NetScreen ScreenOS 的 VPN tunnel 的流量

用 SNMP 看 NetScreen / SSG 的 ScreenOS 的 VPN 介面流量的時候, 沒辦法直接用 ifmib 看, 要用下面的 mib,

1.3.6.1.4.1.3224.4.1.1.1.4 --> 看有哪些 vpn tunnel
1.3.6.1.4.1.3224.4.1.1.1.35 --> 對應的 vpn 的 Byte-In
1.3.6.1.4.1.3224.4.1.1.1.36 --> 對應的 vpn 的 Byte-Out
1.3.6.1.4.1.3224.4.1.1.1.37 --> 對應的 vpn 的 Packet-In
1.3.6.1.4.1.3224.4.1.1.1.38 --> 對應的 vpn 的 Packet-Out

In = remote to local
Out = local to remote

以上~筆記一下以免忘記.

Fringe

Fringe 讚! 果然是 J.J. Abrams 的作品, 頗有 X-files, Alias, Lost 的感覺... 希望不要跟 Alias & The Unit 一樣搞到後來變成鬼打牆.

繼續說 T.a.T.U. 的 fly on the wall

廣播聽完找完歌詞, 當然就是按照慣例重複不斷的聽, 然後發現大約 1:18 的地方,有個男聲『嘿』了一下, 頗有 Justin Timberlake 在 Madonna 的 4 Minutes 或是 Dance 2night 裡面嘿來嘿去的那種 fu~ 然後緊接著的背景『木魚鼓點』聲, 也有異曲同工之妙.

然後大約 2:40 的地方, 那一聲『嗚啊~』叫春, 簡直就是 Britney Spears 的翻版啊~

T.a.T.U. 的 fly on the wall ... 好情色啊~

下班的時候開車聽廣播有人點播這首歌的時候才知道, T.a.T.U. 原來有新專輯... 這 lag 超大啊~

旋律很好聽, 很有 T.a.T.U. 的那種 fu~ 可是這歌詞怎麼... 不聽則已, 一聽不得了! 邊開車邊臉紅心跳啊... 這歌詞實在是太情色了... (羞~~)

Fly on the Wall 字面的翻譯是『牆上的蒼蠅』可是就歌詞來看, 翻作『窺探』比較合適 :p :p

[Verse 1]

[Lena]

When your naked in the shower,

When you're sleeping for an hour,

When you're big, when you're small,

[Yulia]

Oh, I wish I was a fly on the wall.

[Lena]

When you're with her after midnight,

When you kiss her in the dim light,

When you break like a doll,

Oh, I wish I was a fly on the wall.

[Bridge - Lena]

Wanna see who you are,

Every inch, every scar.

[Refrain - Yulia]

From your head to your toes,

I would be there,

From your bed to your clothes,

I'm in the air.

When you think you're alone

I'll be down in the hall,

I could see it, if I was a fly on the wall.

What you do in your room,

I could see it all,

You undress, I wish I was a fly on the wall, yeah!

[Verse 2]

[Lena]

For the drama that you're drinking,

And the dark thoughts you are thinking,

And the love notes that you scrawl,

[Yulia]

Oh, I wish I was a fly on the wall.

[Bridge - Lena]

Silently, I arrive.

You don't know I'm alive.

[Refrain - Yulia]

From your head to your toes,

I would be there,

From your bed to your clothes,

I'm in the air.

When you think you're alone

I'll be down in the hall,

I could see it, if I was a fly on the wall.

What you do in your room,

I could see it all,

You undress, I wish I was a fly on the wall, yeah!

Wish I was a fly on the wall,

Yeah, yea-eah.

[Verse 3]

[Lena]

Ever closer, ever nearer,

When you're looking in the mirror,

I would know who you call,

[Yulia]

If I was a fly on the wall.

[Refrain - Yulia]

From your head to your toes,

I would be there,

From your bed to your clothes,

I'm in the air.

When you think you're alone

I'll be down in the hall,

I could see it, if I was a fly on the wall.

What you do in your room,

I could see it all,

You undress, I wish I was a fly on the wall, yeah!

Wish I was a fly on the wall,

Yeah, yea-eah.

From your head to your toes,

I would be there,

From your bed to your clothes,

I'm in the air.

What you do on your own,

I could see all,

When you think you're alone,

I would crawl.

When you think you're alone

I'll be down in the hall,

I could see it, if I was a fly on the wall.

What you do in your room,

I could see it all,

You undress, I wish I was a fly on the wall...

Apple 想通吃耶!

Verizon, AT&T May Carry Apple Tablet
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/01/21/verizon-att-carry-apple-tablet/

AMEX web problem?

I tried to apply an AMEX credit card via http://www.americanexpress.com/, everything looks good.

Two days after, I tried to check my application status and got nothing from https://www.americanexpress.com/applicationstatus/. After phone conversation with AMEX customer service, it is confirmed there is no application records in their system.

There must be some problem in AMEX internal system. Now I am hesitated. Can I trust this company?

業務一張嘴, 死的也能說成活的, 偏偏有人深信不疑

DDoS mitigation 這種東西想也知道是買心安的, 防小不防大. 幾千萬 zombie 大軍一來, 管你什麼 C 牌 鬼牌 塔羅牌 擋著都沒有用. 業務一張嘴, 死的也能說成活的, 偏偏有人深信不疑.

『泥看看! 泥看看! 人家 C 牌的專(ㄧㄝˋ)家(ㄨˋ)都這樣說了, 裝了還會被打死一定是你沒裝好!』

寫到這邊, 突然發現原來講話的人有一種 菲姐 的 fu~